Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts

Friday, January 06, 2006

Friday, December 16, 2005

Heard in New York

Guy #1: Yeah, I'm going home again next month. My parents are sort of obsessed with me because I'm an only child.

Guy #2: You're an only child? Oh man, I feel so bad for your parents. They are going to be so depressed when you die.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Heard in New York

Guy #1: Dude, I hate fat chicks that are stuck up.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's like, "Bitch, act your weight."