Sex, politics and my thoughts

-- 25 percent of all Republicans and 35 percent of all Democrats have had more than 10 sexual partners in their lifetime-a higher percentage than vote in congressional and local elections.

-- 55 percent of Republicans have sex at least once a week, compared with just 43 percent of Democrats.

-- 14 percent of Thompson supporters and 12 percent of Obama supporters claim to have sex "almost every day." 5 percent of Clinton and Giuliani supporters have sex that frequently.

-- On average, Republicans say they were 18.4 years old when they first had sex. Independents were 17.6 and Democrats 17.5.

-- 58 percent of respondents think Bill Clinton was the sexiest president of the past 40 years; Ronald Reagan is second, with 22 percent. 38 percent say Richard Nixon was the least sexy; Bill Clinton is second, with 18 percent.

-- 23 percent of all Republicans and 24 percent of all Democrats would "definitely" or "probably" say yes to a one-night stand in the Oval Office with a president they found physically and sexually attractive.

-- 51 percent of all Republicans and 67 percent of all Democrats have watched porn with their sexual partners.

-- 55 percent of people who attend church every week consider themselves to be "sexually adventurous."

-- Americans of both parties say they are more turned on by intelligence than by physical appearance.

All findings were based on a nationally representative survey of 900registered voters between the ages of 18 and 65, all of whom are very likelyto vote in the 2008 Presidential election.

Ok, by looking at this survey produced by Frank Luntz for the next issue of Playboy I have found out that I am in the upper half of all Republicans on sexual partners. If I had to count I have had easily more than 10 women in my life time that I remember. There are a few times I might not have had sex so I'm not counting them. Also, I'll throw out the ones whose names I can't remember. For instance, like this 40 year-old I had relations with back in graduate school who I met at the ESPN Zone.

The one stat that didn't surprise me was that 55% of Republicans having sex once a week compared to only 43% of Democrats. Seriously, most Democrat women are lucky if they have sex at all the way they run their mouth and protest shit all the time. Shut up and get freaky. The world is not going to be destroy by big old bad George W. Bush so just go with your hormones and have some sex. Its certainly not going to kill you. In fact, if you have sex with a Republican/sexist male it might be pretty damn good cause then it more than likely will turn into hot angry sex.

Some of the best sex I have ever had was with this liberal chick who would argue all the time with me. She basically hated everything I believed in but we clicked in bed. I think that was the only thing we had in common ... freaky sex. I actually asked this girl one time what she was thinking when we had sex after a fight and she said "fucking me to death." Yeah, not a healthy relationship by far. Still I was thinking the same thing. It was great and we loved it.

Now the church attendance and "sexually adventurous" polling result I think is right on. Basically if you're a guy you must have these type of women at least once in your life: black, half-black, catholic, bi-curious, straight-out-bi, and liberal. I have been lucky to have all of these. I must say that the strict catholic girl is the best! However, if you get a strict catholic bi-curious then you hit gold!!! Never had that but before I got married I was waiting for the black (half-black) strict catholic bi-curious liberal girl. Do they exist?

Anyhow, back to my point: church girls are great. They have this suppressed sexual thing going on. Their minds and social upbringing tell them that the spanking and mild BDSM stuff is wrong but their bodies say it's so right. Get them some drunk and use to talking dirty and its all over for you. Basically you'll be trying to get some extra sleep on the morning side but none that night.