"We just like taking money from kids and their parents," said one college spokesman that I just made up. Those bastards did nothing useful for me the four years I was in college. Most of the time I was talking during class because I knew more than the professors. Now that I am qualifed to be one I must say I can't wait to allow one smart kid to talk the entire class while I sip on my Jake & Coke. Ok, so I don't like Coke but I bet I will be sipping on something or checking the Internet to see if I did well in my football fantasy pool. Remember kids the only important thing about college in the parties and girls. You still get a degree no matter if your GPA is a 1.2 or a 3.8.
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