Yuppie guy #1: Well, they're in that "Baby-Coma mood" for, like, the first, three or four months. You can basically plop 'em down anywhere, and they just stay there. It's cool.
Yuppie guy #2: But what if it starts wailin'?
Yuppie guy #1: Oh, then you give it to the wife. You just say, kinda sweet-like, "Someone wants his Mom-my."
Yuppie guy #2: That works?
Yuppie guy #1: That's what my brother-in-law said...But then again, he is divorced now.
--Penn Station
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