49ers Mascot: Is he Gay?

The San Francisco 49ers mascot, Sourdough Sam (that is right fucking Sourdough), has been with the team since the late 1990s. Besides being a left-wing nut (favorite actor is Robin Williams), his appearence leaves a lot to be desired. Let's face it, Sam is about two spritzers away from heading down to the your local gay bar and finding himself a young buck. Not only that, but his nicknames are Sammy, Samster, Sammiester, and Samarama. What the fuck? How can a mascot strike fear into the hearts of an opposing team with names like that. I know I for one would be fearful of the Samster.

I officially place all the blame on the horrible seasons the 49ers have had on this gay mascot. His gayness has rubbed off on the 49ers and he must go!