1) Your cock will be huge
2) She will gladly accept you in any orifice, and orgasm loudly thereafter
3) Two is company, but sixteen is a party
4) The nude midget riding an erect horse will both delight and amuse
5) Surely her lesbian friends have only stepped out momentarily
6) She has no gag reflex and likes it rough
7) No matter what kind of weird shit your into, chances are she's into it too
8) If needed, a condom will magically appear on your penis during a cross scene fad
9) When ejaculating, it is considered gentlemanly to avoid the eyes
10) Everything feels awesome
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