Old Picture from my Childhood

The teacher said to think of some unique science experiment.

How to treat loose women

By the time I have a son they'll be pre-programing him with information before he is three so I figure I should have data ready to enter. Here is one of the first things my kid is going to learn:
When my son enters "Whore's Glore" he'll know how to handle these lovely ladies. Especially the lonely housewives and lesbians.

They just didn't have it

My girlfriend: "Honey, I'm sorry the 49ers were so bad this year."
Me: "Don't be. After all, it's not your fault they can't pass, catch, run, block, or tackle."

Holidays and Travel

So, I have been away from my blog for awhile. Mostly because of the holiday season and travel. I'll be updating on a semi-regular basis so don't worry about the past month or so. If you need a better reason why I wasn't updating just think of it was a relapse into my old drinking habits with a dash of sex, drugs, and rock & roll thrown in on the side.

Dating Personality Test

The Vapor Trail Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm) Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now? Your exact opposite: The Backrubber Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer What about now? Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row. You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following: Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret. FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going. ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure

Average American Test

You Are 80% "Average American"

You are average because you wouldn't pay to go in space. You are not average since you don't think affirmative action is necessary.

How "Average American" Are You?

Political Test Score

You are a Social Moderate (56% permissive) and an... Economic Conservative (73% permissive) You are best described as a: Capitalist Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test