Random Thoughts

I just saw a bunch of the Victoria Secret models on TV. I believe they were making a proposition to me. Every time one of them raises an eyebrow, that's code for "I want to make love to you in the manner of wild beasts; meet me in on the corner of 14th and P."

The girls say a lot.

G-d damn you, Victoria Secret models! I'm only flesh and blood ... *sob*

Toolbox Award

I am starting a toolbox award given to a person or persons who I believe show no ability to reason or offer nothing of value to the human race. With that said, my first toolbox award goes to people who want to know the answers to interview questions specificially: "What can you bring to this job?"

I'll say this quickly. You sir or madam are a toolbox. You are basically looking for cliffs notes on a job interview. Are you that dense? If you are clearly looking to fake a job interview perhaps you should ask yourself if you
should be in the workforce anyway. With that said, your the winner of the first toolbox award!

I was thinking

Yes, as hard as it may seem I do think and what I was thinking about may shock you. Why do women have sex. Its a question men have been thinking about since ... well who the heck cares but I just thought it would be fun to study. So, here goes. I have come up with four reasons:

1. Fuck for money
2. Fuck for drinks
3. Fuck for drugs
4. Fuck for self-esteem

Guys, trust me on this #4 is best. They try harder.

I was told ladies don't fart so whats up with this shit

Heard in New York

Guy #1: Yeah, I'm going home again next month. My parents are sort of obsessed with me because I'm an only child.

Guy #2: You're an only child? Oh man, I feel so bad for your parents. They are going to be so depressed when you die.

When a city can't protect you

I live in the nation's capitol so I understand the fear of San Francisco citizens who feel that their city cannot protect them from murders. This year alone 74 out of 94 homicides in San Fran. have gone unsolved. Not only does the city have a high murder rate, but it can’t even locate and prosecute the perpetrators. What makes this story even more shocking is that the city wants to ban hanguns (a law that is already on the books in DC) and take away any responsible self-defense from ... you guess it law-abiding citizens.

Question

Why do liberals hate black and gay Republicans so much? I just don't get it. If conservatives did half the things to blacks and gays that liberals do to them they would be in jail. Who throws Oreo cookies at people? I mean come on to take a politicial debate to such level is beyond sad ... its sick. I liked what one gay publication had to say about this issue:

If we could figure out a way to convert the hostility of the gay left against the Republicans in their midst into electricity, we could keep ANWR the barren wasteland that it is. The fact is, it is hard for a gay Republican to get into an argument with a Democrat and not feel better about ourselves. When you are interested in dialog and common ground, but the opposition is reduced to little more than invective and marginalization, you can't help but think that there must be at least a little validity to your positions.

I for one could care less if your gay or black, just as long as your not whacked. Ha! I could be a rapper.

Anyone else have this thought?

After CA finally killed Tookie did you think hey which murderous asshole will Hollywood try to save now?

Its just a thought but I expect them to move quickly to some other pointless cause that regular Americans find distasteful and useless like saving pigs in Africa or some crap like that.

This just in a higher percentage of white were killed in Katrina then blacks

Now shut up people! No more of whitey blew up the levees crap.

Go Mr. Freeman!

I cannot understand why so many minorities like to cut themselves off from the overall history of this country. Mr. Freeman is right. Black history is part of American history. No more or less and we just create more racial injustice by dividing that history. I wonder if BET and all the Spanish, black, and Latino awards shows understand the utter pointlessness (is that a word?) of there events. I mean come on Mr. Freeman, D. Washington, and a number of minority actors and singers have won from the award shows that matter. What is the point to go to a two-bit knock off award show when you won the real thing?

“You’re going to relegate my history to a month?” Freeman asks Wallace. After noting there is no “white history month,” he says, “I don’t want a black history month. Black history is American history,” he tells Wallace.

The notion of a special month for black history may be hurting rather than helping efforts for racial equality, Freeman believes. When Wallace wonders whether racist attitudes may be harder to eradicate without the education that Black History Month provides, Freeman retorts: “How are we going to get rid of racism? Stop talking about it!”

Freeman believes the labels “black” and “white” are an obstacle to beating racism. “I am going to stop calling you a white man and I’m going to ask you to stop calling me a black man,” he says. “I know you as Mike Wallace. You know me as Morgan Freeman. You wouldn’t say, ‘Well, I know this white guy named Mike Wallace.’ You know what I’m saying?”