Advice from a one-time bacholar

Hopefully this will be an ongoing series as I remember more from those bygone days. Anyhow, here are my first two tips for single men:

1) Once you spend money willy nilly to nail a chick, you know its over.

2) If you want to get some liquor into a game one great method is to carry a pint of whiskey so that security will find it first. When you are told that you can't bring it in chugged it all right in front of security and continue walking through. What the security doesn't know is that the pint of whiskey is iced tea and the “real alcohol” in still in your pockets.