Od'e to the Local Bar

Like a king in his castle, a gentleman’s courtly home is his local bar. He is just as regal while sitting on his bar stool, making loud, slurred chitchat with regular patrons, as he is when he feels the urge to actually make a stool and momentarily retire to the establishment’s porcelain throne. Sitting there, with his trouser around his ankles and his drink in hand as if it were a scepter, the gentleman is in his most satisfying and distinguished element.