Friday, July 15, 2005

Dan Kolb Sucks.com

Look how damn smug he is there thinking about how he can bring down the Braves and end their NL East winning streak. I really think he was sent to destroy the team. As you all might remember, I started a Kolb Petition awhile back to build support for ousting Kolb from the Braves. This has not proved successful, but finally an alley has surfaced in the form of a website called DanKolbSucks.com. I support this site's efforts to reveal the menice that is Dan Kolb. Bellow is a post from DanKolbSucks.com. Hopefully we are not the only ones out there and eventually more Braves's fans will come to understand the destructive force of Kolb.
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"So Dan Kolb is 1 - 5 so far on the year … those 5 losses were to Washington (April 12th), Philadelphia (April 17th), Coloradio (May 11th), San Diego (May 17th), and then Washington (June 2nd). With the Braves currently being 30 - 26, make those 5 losses what they should be…and we’re 35 - 21. This would also make the Nationals 29 - 28 instead of 31 - 26. And the Phillies would be 29 - 28 instead of 30 - 27. So with those modified records, the standings would look sorta like this … Atlanta 35 - 21, NY Mets 30 - 27, Was. 29 - 28, Phil. 29 - 28, Florida 28 - 26. Fantastic. And those are just Kolb’s losses, those don’t take into account the rest of our awful bullpen."

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