Confession of the Day -- Part II

"I know that one day I'm going to fall in love with a woman and get married. We will have kids and then one day she will leave me for another man. Crippled by child support payments, I'll be trapped by myself in a shithole apartment. One day, half-crazed with loneliness, depressed from a lack of contact with my kids and crushed under a mountain of debt, I'll put the business end of a shotgun in my mouth and end it all."